Overheard

Me:"Jack, stop sitting on your sister"

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Jack: "Mommy funny. Baby funny. Wall funny"

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Me: "Jack, you are in time out for biting Cliff. We don't bite. It hurts Cliff and we don't want to hurt him"
Jack: "Hurt Cliffie?"
Me: "Yes, you hurt Cliffie"
Jack: "Hurt daddy?"
Me: "No, you don't want to hurt daddy either"
Jack: "Hurt baby?"
Me: "No, you don't want to hurt baby either"
Jack: "Hurt chair?"


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Me: "jack, you're in time out for hitting your sister"
Jack: "Jack funny"